ALCHEMIST · AI AUTOMATION · v2.0
AI AUTOMATION MODULE

AI that earns its keep — not just its hype.

Practical automations that save you hours every week. Chatbots, lead qualifying, content drafts, internal admin. Built, deployed, and maintained for you. No DIY tool-stack tinkering.

~10 hrs/wk
Typical time saved per business
£249/mo
Front Desk tier, single automation
Built for you
Not a tool you have to learn
Monthly
Cancel any month
OpenAIAnthropic Clauden8nMakeZapierHubSpotPipedriveSlackMicrosoft 365NotionStripeXeroQuickBooksGoogle WorkspaceCal.comRetellVapiFathom
OpenAIAnthropic Clauden8nMakeZapierHubSpotPipedriveSlackMicrosoft 365NotionStripeXeroQuickBooksGoogle WorkspaceCal.comRetellVapiFathom
WHY THIS EXISTS

The AI hype cycle is exhausting.

You don't need another tool. You need someone to make the tools do the work.

// Without us
  • ChatGPT subscriptions you forget to cancel
  • Half-finished Zapier workflows in your account
  • YouTube tutorials watched, never implemented
  • 11pm "automation failed" error emails
  • "I'll get to it next month" — for two years
  • £4k quotes from agencies you can't justify
— vs —
// With us
  • We build the automations
  • You use them, we maintain them
  • When something breaks, we fix it
  • One monthly fee, no surprise invoices
  • New use cases added as the business changes
  • Cancel any month, keep what we built
WHAT THIS ACTUALLY DOES

Ten things we automate, working in the wild.

ISSUE Nº 01 · 2026
10 LIVE BUILDS
HOVER TO EXPLORE
[01] / FLAGSHIP · phone-call

The phone that always answers

An AI receptionist takes inbound calls when you can't — after hours, lunch, on-site. Books appointments into your calendar, asks the qualifying questions you'd ask, texts you a summary. Nobody hits voicemail.

LIVE CALL · 02:14
+44 7700 900 123
"Hi, I'd like to book an appointment for next Tuesday."
"Of course — I've got 10am or 2pm. Which works?"
"2pm please."
"Booked. You'll get a confirmation text shortly."
CALENDAR UPDATED · Tue 2 PM · CONFIRMED
Retell
Cal.com
HubSpot
Twilio
saves 6–9 hrs/wk
[02] / FLAGSHIP · outbound

Lead-finding outreach

Pulls prospects matching your ideal customer. Drafts personalised first emails. Sends, follows up, logs replies.

01 · FOUND
Acme Ltd
Beta Co
Gamma Inc
02 · ENRICHED
+ emails
+ roles
03 · DRAFTED
personalised x3
tone: warm
04 · SENT
3/3 ✓
Apollo
Claude
n8n
200+ leads/wk
[03] · qualifier

Inbound lead qualifier

Form fills, web chats, phone enquiries — scored, routed, logged with notes.

Industry match
Budget fit
Decision-maker
SCORE
87/100 · HOT
Senior Rep · Slack #sales-hot
HubSpot
OpenAI
Slack
+22% conv.
[04] · support

Support chatbot

Answers the same 30 questions, using your docs — not made-up nonsense.

What's your return policy?
30 days from purchase, full refund on unopened items. Just email us with your order number.
↳ source: /faq/returns
Claude
Intercom
Notion
deflects 70%
[05] · sales

Sales call → CRM, automatically

Every call recorded and transcribed. Action items, next steps, and objections extracted. Deal updated. Follow-up email drafted. Reps stop forgetting to log calls.

TRANSCRIPT · 32 MIN
"...so we're looking to close by end of Q3."
"Concerned about the data migration piece."
"Send me the case study with Beta Co?"
"Next call Tuesday with our CTO."
EXTRACTED · DEAL UPDATED
→ Close target: Q3 end
⚠ Objection: data migration
📎 Send: Beta Co case study
📅 Next: Tue · CTO
Fathom
Claude
HubSpot
100% calls logged
[06] · content

One piece, ten outputs

A podcast, blog, or video becomes social posts, an email, short-form clips, and a LinkedIn version. Drafts hit your inbox for a quick edit.

SOURCE · podcast_ep_47.mp3
📝 Blog
💼 LinkedIn
🐦 Tweet thread
📧 Newsletter
🎬 Reel cuts
📜 Show notes
Claude
Buffer
10x output
[07] · finance

Invoices read and chased

PDFs and email attachments parsed and pushed to Xero. Overdue ones trigger polite chasers.

INVOICE #2847
VendorAcme
Total£2,450
Due30 Jun
TermsNet 30
→ XERO
vendorAcme
amount£2,450
due30/06
statusqueued
Xero
OpenAI
3 days faster
[08] · reputation

Reviews monitored

New Google or Trustpilot review → response drafted in your voice → you approve and post.

"Quick service, friendly team, would recommend!"
✓ AI REPLY DRAFTED · awaiting your tap
Google
Trustpilot
Claude
100% replied
[09] · onboarding

Client onboarding that runs itself

Contract signs → welcome email, document requests, calendar invite for kickoff, internal handover note, project folder created. New clients feel looked-after. You stop dropping steps.

CONTRACT
SIGNED
WELCOME
EMAIL
CALENDAR
INVITE
DRIVE
FOLDER
SLACK
CHANNEL
Stripe
DocuSign
Slack
Google Drive
done in 4 min
[10] · knowledge

Internal "ask anything" bot

Knows your processes, policies, and what was decided last month. Stops the "how do we do X again?" Slack pings.

SJ
Sarah J. 9:14 am
Where's our parking policy doc?
AI
Alchemy Bot 9:14 am
Parking is covered for visits over 3 hours. Form is in HR Drive.
↳ source: HR/policies/parking.pdf
Claude
Slack
Notion
~50 q's/wk

Not seeing yours on the list? Tell us in the discovery call — these are starting points, not a menu.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

Six things we do, every month.

Tier changes how many automations are running. Scope of work stays the same.

01 / DISCOVERY

Find where AI saves you the most hours

Usually not where you'd guess. We audit your operations and pick the highest-impact targets.
02 / BUILD

Custom automations on your stack

We work with the tools you already use. No rip-and-replace, no learning a new platform.
03 / MAINTAIN

Things break. We fix them.

APIs change, models update, edge cases emerge. You don't need to know it happened.
04 / TRAIN

Your team learns to use it

Confidently. No fear, no over-reliance. We document, we explain, we hand off the keys.
05 / ITERATE

New automations every month

Your business changes. We build new use cases as they emerge — included in the tier.
06 / REPORT

Hours saved, in plain English

Monthly readout. What's running well, what's flaky, what we fixed. No PDF nonsense.
TIERS

Pick by how many automations you need running.

All tiers include build, maintenance, and ongoing optimisation. Bigger tier = more concurrent automations.

Front Desk
£249/mo
1 automation
Usually a chatbot or lead-handler. Single use case, polished.
Add to plan
// Typically picked: review responder, content repurposer, or support chatbot.
Growth Stack
£699/mo
5+ automations
Full ops layer. Lead capture through to admin.
Add to plan
// Typically picked: voice receptionist + outbound + onboarding + invoicing + internal bot.

Outgrown the tiers? We build bespoke automation stacks above this — talk to us for scope.

HOW IT WORKS

Three things, every month.

Same rhythm whichever tier you're on.

01
WEEK 1

Audit your ops

Where are your hours going? What's repeatable? What can a machine do reliably? Output is a 1-page plan.
02
WEEK 2

First automation live

Highest-impact automation goes live first. You see hours-saved before paying month two.
03
ONGOING

Monthly rhythm

New automations as the business changes. Maintenance on what's running. Training for your team.
FAQ

Common questions, properly answered.

What does an "automation" actually do?Examples: a chatbot that qualifies leads before they reach your inbox. A weekly report that pulls data from three places and emails a summary. A flow that drafts a client email when an invoice is paid. Practical, specific, time-saving.
Which tools do you work with?Whatever you already use. HubSpot, Pipedrive, Notion, Slack, Gmail, Outlook, Stripe, Xero, Google Workspace, Microsoft 365 — and dozens more. We meet your stack, not the other way round.
Will this replace my staff?No. It removes the boring bits so your staff can do the work they're actually good at. We've yet to see a business automate a person out of a job — usually the opposite.
Is this just ChatGPT in a wrapper?Sometimes one part is. But automation is more than just AI — it's the workflow around it. Triggers, conditions, integrations, fallbacks. The boring engineering, not the prompt.
What if I want to add my own use case?Tell us in the monthly review. We'll scope it and either fold it into your current tier or recommend bumping up.
Who owns the automations if I cancel?You do. We hand over the configs, credentials, and run-book. You can keep them running, hand to another team, or switch them off.
READY?

Want your team to do less admin?

Front Desk from £249/mo. Growth Stack £699/mo. Cancel any month.

Automations live across the client base — and counting.