Done-for-you growth, without the agency theatre.
We're a UK team that thinks digital marketing should be modular, transparent, and actually shift the needle. Pick what you need, see what it costs, get on with your day.
Most agencies sell strategy. We just do the work.
Alchemist started because every digital agency we'd worked with — and worked alongside — sold the same script: a 12-month "strategy" for £6k a month and a slow drift into mediocre results. The reports got prettier. The numbers didn't move.
We thought: what if you could just buy the modules you need, see the prices upfront, and cancel whenever it stops working?
Three years in, we've built it. No 12-month lock-ins. No "agency-managed" platforms you can't move. No padding the ad spend so we earn more when you spend more. Just clear modules, flat monthly fees, and proper work that moves the numbers.
It's not magic. It's the same disciplines a good agency would do — SEO, paid ads, social, AI automation, websites — done properly, priced honestly, sold modularly.
Four principles. No compromises.
The agency world has trained you to expect certain things. We do the opposite of most of them, on purpose.
Flat fees. Always.
We charge the same whether you spend £1,000 or £100,000 on ads. Our incentive is your results, not your budget. Anyone who charges % of spend is incentivised to spend more of your money.
Modular by design.
Need just SEO? Just paid ads? Just social? Tick the modules, see the price, cancel any one of them without breaking the rest. Most agencies sell bundles to lock you in. We sell modules so you can leave.
No 12-month lock-in.
Single modules are rolling monthly — 30 days notice and you're out. Bundled plans have a 6-month minimum because we put real setup work in. After that, you're free. No contract gotchas.
You own everything.
Your domain, your hosting, your Google Business Profile, your GA4, your ad accounts. If you ever leave, we hand over the lot. No "ours-built-on-our-platform" hostage tricks. Walk away clean any time.
Made in Leeds. Used across the UK.
We're a small team based in Leeds, working with UK small businesses from Cornwall to the Highlands. Most of us have spent time in agencies, in-house at SaaS companies, and as freelancers. We started Alchemist because we kept seeing the same kinds of small businesses get sold the same kinds of bad agency engagements — and we knew there was a better way.
If you're UK-based, you'll always speak to a UK human in UK hours. No outsourced support, no overnight ticket queues, no "your case has been escalated" emails that mean nothing happened.
If you sign up, here's what we'll commit to.
Replies within 4 working hours.
Usually faster. We're not "agency-managed" with seven layers of account exec. There's a real human on the other end, usually whoever's doing the actual work.
Monthly reports a normal person can read.
No 40-page PDFs of marketing-speak. Just what moved, what didn't, what we're doing about it next month. One page, plain English, every time.
Honest answers, including "no".
If a module isn't right for your business, we'll say so. If we can't help with something, we'll point you at someone who can. We'd rather lose a sale than waste your money.
Ready to see what your plan looks like?
Tick the modules you need. See the price. Decide from there.
